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Caption Contest #10
'The Orion slave girl's boobs were THIS big, I SWEAR!'
Caption Contest #9
This is what happened when Spock used the "vulcan death fart"
Caption Contest #8
Oddly enough, Vulcans suffer from the worse cases of hemmeroids in the galaxy.
Caption Contest #7
Vulcan: Spock, with three votes, you ARE the weakest link! Goodbye! Spock (After walking off) : God, I can't believe this! How the hell was I supposed to know the question about Shatner wearing a toupee? I mean, it only cost us the $125,000 question! Why did everyone get all mad and vote me off?
Caption Contest #6
Star Trek geek wearing a Klingon costume: "Please mr. Shatner, give me an autograph!"
Caption Contest #5
After their fail attempt at creating a new series spin-off with the Gary7 episode, the producers of Trek tried the first network cross-over show; "Star Trek meets the Untouchables" It too failed of course.
Caption Contest #4
"Today on 23rd century Blue Peter!" Spock: And here's one I made earlier, children. Woman: and here's one I made out of an old bicycle-tyre and some colourful elastic bands!
Caption Contest #3
Sulu: Sir, what the hell does Mr. Spock see when he looks into that blue light? Scotty: Well, lad, I can't give away his secret. But lets just say some Orion females are involved, if you know what I mean. Spock (off to the side): Well, Captain, the alien life form appears to be green in color. It is completely exposed to us. I believe it is about to... oh yeah... Uh, permission to be relieved, sir, I am not well... Readshirt in the background: Dammit, I wish I had one of those things!
Caption Contest #2
Riley: Ugh, I should've warned captain Kirk not to take that Talaxian aboard when we encountered that temporal anomaly.
Caption Contest #1
SPOCK: "I'm sorry Doctor, but I'm fucked if I know how to play it either."
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