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Caption Contest #20
Picard: I thought it was about time I got my hair cut. Mott: Alright I'll have to use my invisible scissors and comb then.
Caption Contest #19
"Unit 2, unit 1. Speeding starship headed your way, in excess of warp 14 on my radar. Yamamoto class, registration NCC-5512, chromed oversized nacelle end caps, lowered saucer section. I believe the appropriate human colloquialism would be 'damn rice boys', over."
Caption Contest #19B
"I will admit, Doctor, that falling asleep in the solarium is not a logical thing to do. However, the point is, should I say, moot. Is there a medical procedure you can perform to restore the natural coloration of my abdomen?"
Caption Contest #18
McCoy: "Damnit Spock! I know those ears of yours are big and all, but this is ridiculous, couldn't you just use cotton balls?!"
Caption Contest #17
CHEKOV: "Vhere did Yeoman Rand go, I turned avay for a second and she vasn't there?!" SULU: "I, uh - aaah - wouldn't -- aaaaah - know..."
Caption Contest #16
BONES: "This Brainwave anaylser isn't so bad, but damnit this rectol probe is cold."
Caption Contest #15
SPOCK (singing): I've lost that lovin' feelin', oh, that lovin' feelin'... KIRK: Bones, what the hell is going on here? BONES: Post-Pon Farr depression, Jim. It'll pass.
Caption Contest #14
"Well when you have your trousers tucked in your boots and wear tight clothing where else is the pressure from a massive fart supposed to go?"
Caption Contest #13
"Well when you have your trousers tucked in your boots and wear tight clothing where else is the pressure from a massive fart supposed to go?"
Caption Contest #12
Scotty: I don't like how Starfleet has made chastity belts part of the uniform, Captain. I just can't take it anymore! McCoy: Scotty's got a point Jim. I mean, I'm a doctor not a porno star!
Caption Contest #11
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