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Caption Contest #30
Shat: "Gary, its not my fault you are getting killed off in the pilot!"
Caption Contest #29
KIRK: "What kinda paintball game is this? All they're throwing are mudpies!"
Caption Contest #28
Dispite Spock's 40-year attempt to buy-back his Captain's favour, former Admiral Kirk refuses to forgive Spock for brow-beating him into allowing Edith Keeler to die.
Caption Contest #27
KIRK: "I thought this bondage party was supposed to be busy?! But it's just me and the Orgasmatron. Oh Edith! Why did I push you under that truck? What was I thinking?!"
Caption Contest #26
SPOCK: "When a human man and a human woman love eachother very much..." 3 HOURS LATER SPOCK: "...and the baby comes out of a shape, like this. Everybody make this shape..."
Caption Contest #25
Display: "Thank you for your interest in the Age Reducer. You too can have years taken away for just a few credits per stardate.
Caption Contest #24
Uhura: It just faded out sir Spock: Try turning it the other way Kirk: Thats not the problem Spock Scotty: I cann't hear a thing! R-Ensign: Sounds like the Klingons are winning sir Kirk: Why didn't Starfleet design larger aerials, wait, I think I've got it Radio: And the Klingons win with 3 goals to 1! Spock: I told you we should have had Lincon on our team.
Caption Contest #23
"For one brief moment, Kirk seriuosly considers quitting StarFleet and starting his own Toupee Business."
Caption Contest #22
"I knew it! Damned Klingons are stealing my cable TV again!"
Caption Contest #21
Spock: "Check dis out mon -- Andorian ganja! It be growin' everywhere on dis here planet, mon." Pike: "We be takin' shore leave here, ya hear me mon." Spock & Pike high-five. Boyce: "I be gr... Erm, that is to say, I will have some beamed onboard for cultivation. For medicinal purposes." Tyler & Garrison: "Uh huh."
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