Caption Contest #40

Author: FishDS9
Winner: Andorian

Khan: "Next time you better have a piece of peppermint on my pillow!"

Caption Contest #39

Author: alter_egos
Winner: FishDS9

Doohan: "Bill, I knew you wanted to be the star real bad but don't you think playing Kirk and Spock is going too far?"

Caption Contest #38

Author: Major Tork
Winner: alter_egos

Crewman in hazard vest: Typical, another week, another god-like being shaking the ship around, you wanna grab something to eat

Caption Contest #37

Author: Dan_Rydell
Winner: Major Tork

SULU: Alright. Go ahead. In the heart, in the head. I wont stay dead. Next time I'll kill YOU! And it will go ON and ON.

Caption Contest #36

Author: Apprentice
Winner: Dan_Rydell

"Say....WHAT?!"

Caption Contest #35

Author: Ambassador Petri
Winner: Apprentice

Nurse [Off-screen]: Doc, I'm pregnant.

McCoy: (See picture).

Caption Contest #34

Author: ClowsTHEGAME
Winner: Ambassador Petri

Early "Spock's Brain" test footage, from before the writers realized their mistake and rewrote the script.

Spock: "My brain! My brain is gone!"

Caption Contest #33

Author: Ambassador Petri
Winner: ClowsTHEGAME

BONES: What the hell is going on down there, Jim?

KIRK: Bones! I swear, it's not what it looks like!

BONES: Oh really, then what is it?

KIRK: This girl is a hair artist, and is inserting my pubic toupee!

Caption Contest #32

Author: FishDS9
Winner: Ambassador Petri

MCCOY: "Jim, here's that data tape you requested on all known Vulcan STD's."

KIRK: "Where, Bones? I don't see anything in your hand."

MCCOY (sarcastic): "No kidding."

Caption Contest #31

Author: FishDS9
Winner: Toonloon

CREWMAN: "They say Spock found some Afghan Hashish in Chekov's quarters and is now peddling round and round in his quarters, naked on a bicycle, singing "Pot Goes the Wheezle" and challenging everyone to a fight."

CREWWOMAN: "Ooh, I want to see that!"