Caption Contest #60
KIRK: Spare me, please! I am... not like the others! I favor romantic dinners in candle-light over football matches! I always bring flowers to my woman, I buy her diamond rings, sexy lingerie, fast... sporty shuttlecraft! I like to smell... the daffodils in the morning, walking in the garden holding... her hand, I like to gaze upon her eyes, as they glitter like... dew upon the grass! I vacuum, I do the dishes, I cook, I iron... my own tunics! I... beg of you, p-p-p-p-please spare me!
MCCOY: Oh for the love of...
SCOTTY: Is a wee bit of dignity in our final moments too much to ask for, Captain?
Caption Contest #59
Scotty-"See I told you there was a big bee in the shuttle!!"
Caption Contest #58
Author: Ian Polman
Look Bill !!!
Dont worry leonard !!!!
Ye right Bill !!!
Caption Contest #57
This is the only existing proof from the long-lost Episode "Who shot Dr. McCoy?". Notice Spocks phaser pointing at him, and his hand pulling the trigger on his hip. McCoy doubles over, after being struck, and because they never released the episode, they never integrated the phaser beam. Later the series "Dallas" plagiarized this highly dramatic scene in a very cheap fashion.
Caption Contest #56
Author: Lord Dave
BASHIR: What's that, Mr Tribble? You want us to what to the Chief? But we can't do that! That would be very naughty...
O'BRIEN: You have to get out more.
Caption Contest #55
Kirk: My arms are starting to hurt.
Spock: My back hurts.
Scotty: Ye all be wusses. Neow smile for tha camera.
Caption Contest #54
Author: Lt. Arex
VO: While in space, all things, great and small have relevance in the grand scheme of things. Friendships are made aboard the beasts of alloy, of conduits and wires. And enemies, though sometimes scarce, will show up on your doorstep. Aboard the Enterprise, new things are discovered every day. No one knows what will happen from day to day, and the chance for exploration, for new knowledge, for discovery of the unknown, is what keeps these people going. During their duty shifts, this is all the crew thinks about.
Leslie: I like going fast.
Spock raises an eyebrow.
Caption Contest #53
Sulu: When I look into your eyes I see infinity...
Riley: When I look at you from this angle I see right up your nose.
Caption Contest #52
Author: Psi'a Meese
Kellerman: "Wow Leonard! That's a pretty good impression of Kramer!"
Caption Contest #51
Kirk and the rest of the bridge crew look in amazement, as Spock stares down Chekov: "Ensign, need I remind you that we just completed a major overhaul. The Captain is awaiting your explanation of the navigational error, which resulted in the Enterprise's hull scraping the Starbase 11 spacedock."
Uhura murmurs: "Tsk, tsk..."