Caption Contest #80

Author: Ambassador Petri
Winner: altar_egos

Leonard, i know where Bill's hidden it this time

Caption Contest #79

Author: Matango
Winner: Ambassador Petri

SPOCK: Excuse me Doctor, what has happened to your hair?

MCCOY: That darn nurse Chapel had left her bottle of hair bleach where I usually keep my shampoo. Dammit Spock, I'm supposed to be a doctor, not a blonde bombshell!

SPOCK: A most... unfortunate incident. And this device...?

MCCOY: Looks like she's left her personal pleasure toy where I usually keep my rectal probe. It's a good thing Jim's annual rectal exam wasn't today. I'm still a little blind from the bleach you know, I might've grabbed this thing and... I don't know how I would've explained that one.

SPOCK: Indeed. May I borrow it for tonight?

MCCOY: I'll pretend you didn't say that, Spock.

Caption Contest #78

Author: TakoOfApoC
Winner: none announced

Caption Contest #77

Author: Matango
Winner: TakoOfApoC

Kirk: "Kirk to Spock...Kirk to Spock.... DAMNIT SPOCK HELP ME DECIDE WHICH FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM TO GET!"

Spock: "Mmmmm Rum Raisin...."

Caption Contest #76

Author: Toonloon
Winner: Matango

So, uh.....Bones what's this thing called ?

Uh, well... Jim, the box says The Abdomenizer. It's uh... suppose to help you firm up.

Caption Contest #75

Author: Lt. Arex
Winner: Toonloon

DOOHAN: (THINKING) "If that bastards farts on my leg again..."

TAKEI: (THINKING) "Uh if this guy keeps farting like this he, uh, might end up being recast."

KELLER: "Jesus!"

Caption Contest #74

Author: Lilgreenman
Winner: Lt. Arex

An Alien creature, vast and powerful appears suddenly before the Starship Enterprise. It is unlike anything anyone has ever encountered before and could destroy them all in an instant, like a man swatting a fly. The Command Staff gathers around the Captain's chair, where Spock sits stoically.

Spock: Pull my finger.

Caption Contest #73

Author: SimmerALPHA
Winner: Lilgreenman

McCoy: Jim, now it's time for some psychological tests. I want you to look at these abstract pictures and tell me the first thing you see.

Kirk: Naked Orion Slave girls!

McCoy: Jim, I haven't shown you the first picture yet.

Caption Contest #72

Author: Savage
Winner: SimmerALPHA

Others: Bill stop hitting us!

Caption Contest #71

Author: FishDS9
Winner: Savage

McCoy: C'mon Jim, now that you're in your forties.....Hey I'm not gonna enjoy this either.

Kirk: Shouldn't you at least be wearing a glove?