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Caption Contest #90
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Caption Contest #89
NIMOY THINKING : (Bill would be furious if he could see me scracthing my ass while he's acting. Tee hee.)
Caption Contest #88
Kirk, urgently (speaking to Sulu on his desk viewer): Mr. Sulu, sound the red alert! Mr. Spock has found an overloaded phaser in my drawers! Sulu, unimpressed: Is that what you're calling it now - your "overloaded phaser?" Last week it was your "anti-matter injector." What's next, your little "transporter to heaven?"
Caption Contest #87
McCoy: "I told you he drank too much Jim." Kirk: "Spock, what do you make of that?" Spock: "It would appear that THAT is where Mr. Scott crashed the Columbus." Scotty: "What're ye lookin' at? Have ye never seen a Flying Scotsman before?"
Caption Contest #86
Spock: "By unleashing my Pon'farr powers I can pee all the way into that bottle." McCoy: "Yeah right. What is this beverage anyway, it's nice." Spock: "I practiced."
Caption Contest #85
George: You're right, Walter. Without his toupee and girdle, Shatner does look like a pear with legs. Think he'll notice you wearing them?
Caption Contest #84
Kor: What? The Excalibur Server is offline? How am I going to practice shooting at Federation scum? Lieutenant: I swear, we had nothing to do with it!
Caption Contest #83
SULU: "Tell me Hadley... do you like Gladiator movies?" (HADLEY LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) SCOTTY (muttering): "Here we go again. No wonder Chekov doesn't like to pull the same shift as Hikaru." KIRK (THINKING TO HIMSELF): "Did I leave the iron on?"
Caption Contest #82
RAND "I just love the way Beauregard snuggles against my bosom when I get near and... Wait a minute, why do the petals look like fingers? Oh my God, is that you under there!?! Captain Kirk, you come out from underneath this table right this minute!!"
Caption Contest #81
KIRK: "Ohhhhhhh, Khaaaaaaaaaahn...."
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